i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.